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Professional socialite Kim Kardashian turned heads over the weekend by wearing not one, but TWO Halloween costumes modeled after Disney princesses (in various states of undress). Kardashian took the streets as both Princess Jasmine and Snow White (not at the same time; that would be impressive), and the blogs and celebnews sites have been abuzz ever since.

Personally, I love it when people pay tribute to Disney icons, whether in Goofy ears or Harem Girl Jasmine attire, but sadly there won’t be a Princess Kim movie any time soon. I love Kim Kardashian, but here are ten reasons why she will probably never be a real Disney princess.

10. Nobody loves a Malibu princess. Because people are just jealous.

9. If Kim becomes a princess, then her two sisters will want to be princesses too. Next thing you know, the Enchanted Forest is absolutely infested with Kardashians.

8. Cinderella’s godmother is a fairy. Kim Kardashian’s godfather is OJ Simpson.

7. Disney princesses are not permitted to appear on reality TV shows, ever since Princess Aurora’s infamous racist tirade on The Surreal Life (our apologies to the French).

6. If Kim Kardashian were to sing “Someday My Prince Will Come,” it would take on a whooooole new meaning.

5. Aurora starred in the timeless “Sleeping Beauty;” Jasmine starred in the critically-acclaimed “Aladdin;” Kim Kardashian starred in the aptly-named “Disaster Movie.”

4. Disney princesses are meant to appeal to 8-year-old girls…not 14-year-old boys.

3. Did I mention that OJ is her godfather?

2. Do you want YOUR pre-teen daughter wearing a Kim Kardashian costume for Halloween?

1. Two words: SEX TAPE. That’s right. Her sex tape didn’t include a single song-and-dance number, therefore it’s clearly not Disney material.