Tampa Bay Online reports that were eight documented injuries at Disney World over the summer. One woman passed out after riding Splash mountain and suffered a fractured skull, one man broke his wrist while leaving the Test Track ride, and one woman was even injured on the Peter Pan ride! (Okay, to be fair, she was 74). Apparently Disney World is becoming more dangerous than a mosh pit at a death metal concert, so here are a few tips to keep yourself and your family safe when enjoying the Magic Kingdom:

- Swinging plastic lightsabers around is certainly fun, but try it on Space Mountain and you may lose an arm just like Luke Skywalker.

- If you are currently taking Valium, Vicodin, Morphine or a similar medication, DO NOT ride Star Tours…unless you want to experience what interstellar flight really feels like.

- If you’re tempted to wear your “Jonas Brothers Suck” t-shirt…don’t. It might seem funny at first, but ask yourself: is it still funny when you’re being chased across Toon Town by 300 screaming teenage girls with torches and pitchforks?

- Regardless of what your friends may tell you, riding the Tower of Terror without a seatbelt does NOT “enhance the experience.” It just turns you into a human pinball.

- Persons who suffer from demonic possession should not enter the Haunted Mansion. Your spirits may become agitated as they feel they are being mocked.

- If you see a woman who sort of looks like Ursula the sea witch, do not ask her to pose for a photograph unless you’re ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN it’s her.

- Most importantly, if you get injured on the Peter Pan ride, you’re probably safest just staying home at all times.

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