So MTV and other sources are reporting that “Wizards of Waverly Place” star Selena Gomez is set to star in a new film called “What Boys Want.” The premise sounds suspiciously similar to Mel Gibson’s “What Women Want” from a few years back: basically Selena plays a girl who can read the thoughts of boys. If that’s the truth, then I am DEEPLY, DEEPLY sorry, Selena, for the sick, depraved things you’re going to hear from our sick, depraved minds. Little else is known about the film, but I’m sure it will be a hit.

I’m also fairly confident that it will be family friendly. Disney would never be crazy enough to let one of their teen starlets appear in a film called “What Boys REALLY Want,” because that might not be suitable for people under the age of 40. And if people over the age of 40 are watching, then that opens a whoooole other can of worms.