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		<title>The 10 Most Messed Up Disney Villains</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today's children are sensitive. They must be disciplined by means of positive affirmation, protected with SPF 500 sunblock and shielded from portrayals of films that are too scary. But this was not always true. There was a time when Disney villains were actually quite evil, some even psychopathic. Here's a look back at a time when villains were allowed to be villains:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today&#8217;s children are sensitive. They must be disciplined by means of positive affirmation, protected with SPF 500 sunblock and shielded from portrayals of films that are too scary.</p>
<p>But this was not always true. There was a time when Disney villains were actually quite evil, some even psychopathic. Here&#8217;s a look back at a time when villains were allowed to be villains:</p>
<p><strong>10. Captain Hook (Peter Pan)</strong></p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-292" title="10-captainhook" src="http://thedailycaleb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/10-captainhook.jpg" alt="10-captainhook" width="200" height="200" /></p>
<p>Okay, so Hook isn&#8217;t the scariest Disney villain to come around, but he did have his hand chopped off by a sword and then eaten by a crocodile, and that certainly earns him a few badness points. If Captain Hook were conceived today, his missing hand would likely be explained as a developmental disability which he bravely overcame so that he could be an inspiration to other evil sea captains.</p>
<p><strong>9. Scar (The Lion King)</strong></p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-293" title="9-scar" src="http://thedailycaleb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/9-scar.jpg" alt="9-scar" width="200" height="200" /></p>
<p>A vile lion who enslaves hyenas and murders his brother so that he may ascend to the throne. He even tries to murder his own nephew in pursuit of his selfish goals, never showing the slightest hint of remorse. Almost Shakespearean, don&#8217;t you think? Killing is no longer PC, so if Scar were conceived today, he would probably try to seize the throne by tricking his brother into handing it over, or perhaps by convincing Donald Trump that Mufasa is not living up to his commitment as king.</p>
<p><strong>8. Shere Khan (The Jungle Book)</strong></p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-294" title="8-sherekhan" src="http://thedailycaleb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/8-sherekhan.gif" alt="8-sherekhan" width="200" height="200" /></p>
<p>Shere Khan roams the jungle like a James Bond villain in feline form: brilliant, sophisticated, but also deadly. He is feared by all, and he wants to kill the mancub Mowgli just for being human.  This was during a simpler time, when a Disney villain didn&#8217;t even need a real reason for wanting to shed the protagonist&#8217;s blood. No deep psychoanalysis, no sympathetic qualities, just pure, 100% bloodthirsty tiger. If Shere Khan were created today, the poor guy would probably be reduced to following Winnie the Poo around the forest while hopping on his tail.</p>
<p><strong>7. Stromboli (Pinocchio)</strong></p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-295" title="7-stromboli" src="http://thedailycaleb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/7-stromboli.jpg" alt="7-stromboli" width="200" height="200" /></p>
<p>Stromboli was quite the kingpin villain: kidnapping&#8230;check; enslavement, check&#8230;child labor violations, check&#8230;unlawful imprisonment, check. If Stromboli were created today, he would probably just &#8220;pretend&#8221; to lock up the young Pinocchio in order to teach him a valuable lesson about talking to strangers. Then he would set the boy free, the two would laugh and the closing credits would roll as a choir of circus-goers began dancing and singing &#8220;We&#8217;re All In This Together&#8221; from High School Musical.</p>
<p><strong>6. Cruella de Vil (101 Dalmations)</strong></p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-296" title="6-cruelladevil" src="http://thedailycaleb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/6-cruelladevil.jpg" alt="6-cruelladevil" width="200" height="200" /></p>
<p>Cruella de Vil didn&#8217;t just want to take the cute puppies away&#8230;she wanted to take them away so that she could have them killed, skinned and made into fur coats. Kinda sounds like a scene from a horror movie, doesn&#8217;t it? Of course, that&#8217;s far too horrifying for today&#8217;s kids. In the 21st century, Cruella would kidnap the puppies for the sake of cosmetic testing, that is, until the puppies are rescued by the brave Pongo and the fearless Alicia Silverstone.</p>
<p><strong>5. Judge Doom (Who Framed Roger Rabbit?)</strong></p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-302" title="5-drdroom" src="http://thedailycaleb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/5-drdroom.jpg" alt="5-drdroom" width="200" height="200" /></p>
<p>The movie &#8220;Who Framed Roger Rabbit&#8221; could probably make this list by itself just for being thoroughly sick and depraved, but there&#8217;s no denying that the film&#8217;s villain, Judge Doom, is one psychotic cat. Not many Disney films can boast a serial killer as a villain, but this movie has all that and so much more: a psychotic bad guy who actually wields a chemical mix that can kill cartoon characters on contact&#8230;nice!</p>
<p><strong>4. The Gogans (Pete&#8217;s Dragon)</strong></p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-298" title="4-gogans" src="http://thedailycaleb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/4-gogans.jpg" alt="4-gogans" width="200" height="200" /></p>
<p>The Gogans are the adopted parents of the main character Pete, and as far as villains go, they are absolutely fantastic. How did they get so high on this list? Well, it&#8217;s one thing to engage in child abuse, but but to actually sing catchy, upbeat songs about said child abuse is just deranged. This might make them some of the most fantastic villains ever. Check it out:</p>
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<p>Here are some <strong>actual</strong> lyrics from the song:</p>
<p>Gonna snag him, gag him, drag him through town<br />
Put his head in the river, let the punk drown<br />
Trap him, strap him, wrap in a sack<br />
Tie him screaming to a railroad track</p>
<p>Um&#8230;.yeah. Awesome.</p>
<p><strong>3. The Wicked Queen (Snow White)</strong></p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-300" title="3-snowwhite1" src="http://thedailycaleb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/3-snowwhite1.jpg" alt="3-snowwhite1" width="200" height="200" /></p>
<p>Ah, the wicked queen&#8230;1937. Queenie was jealous of Snow White, so how did she handle it? By spreading a mean rumor across the high school? No. By trying to steal Snow White&#8217;s man? No. By tweeting about how that Snow White is &#8220;like, such a loser!?&#8221; No. Here&#8217;s how she handled it: she told her huntsman the following: &#8220;Find Snow White, drag her into the woods, kill her, slice open her chest, pull out her dead bleeding heart, stick it in this box and bring it to me!&#8221; (I&#8217;m paraphrasing). 1937. And when THAT didn&#8217;t work, she said &#8220;Fine! If you can&#8217;t get the job done, I guess I&#8217;ll just have to waste this chick myself.&#8221; And THAT&#8217;S when the story starts to turn dark (because up to this point, we haven&#8217;t even really introduced the witchcraft element yet).</p>
<p><strong>2. Claude Frollo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)</strong></p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-301" title="2-claudefrollo" src="http://thedailycaleb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/2-claudefrollo.jpg" alt="2-claudefrollo" width="200" height="200" /></p>
<p>The Hunchback of Notre Dame is probably the last truly brave Disney film to be released. It has an isolated hunchback who communicates with stone gargoyles in order to cope with his paralyzing loneliness; it has debauchery on the streets of Paris; it has a gypsy who seems to enjoy turning tricks&#8230;and then there is Claude Frollo. Frollo is a Catholic priest, which alone could earn him a spot on this list, but his signature song &#8220;Hellfire&#8221; nearly earned him the #1 spot on this list. Here are some lyrics from Hellfire:</p>
<p>Protect me, Maria<br />
Don&#8217;t let this siren cast her spell<br />
Don&#8217;t let her fire sear my flesh and bone<br />
Destroy Esmeralda<br />
And let her taste the fires of hell<br />
Or else let her be mine and mine alone<br />
Hellfire, dark fire<br />
Now gypsy, it&#8217;s your turn<br />
Choose me or your pyre<br />
Be mine or you will burn</p>
<p>No, that&#8217;s not Marilyn Manson singing, that&#8217;s Claude Frollo. Believe it or not, Hellfire is not available on any of the Disney Sing-Along DVDs. But check it out for yourself:</p>
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<p><strong>1. Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)</strong></p>
<p><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-303" title="1-maleficent" src="http://thedailycaleb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/1-maleficent.jpg" alt="1-maleficent" width="200" height="200" /></p>
<p>Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Maleficent is not only the ultimate Disney villain, she&#8217;s one of the great cinematic villains of all time. The self-proclaimed &#8220;mistress of all evil&#8221; who uses the powers of Hell to curse the princess Aurora to death, she&#8217;s capable of shape-shifting, casting spells and teleporting herself at will, and she&#8217;s known to condemn people to death just for insulting her pride.</p>
<p>Plus, there&#8217;s overwhelming evidence that she is most definitely Satan&#8217;s daughter. She wears a black gown with bat wings and devil horns, she&#8217;s accustomed to using witchcraft, she is constantly in the company of demonic minions and her &#8220;pet&#8221; is a creepy raven named Diablo. As the brave prince rushes toward her with the hopes of rescuing his beloved Aurora, Maleficent shouts &#8220;Now shall you deal with me, oh prince, and all the powers of Hell.&#8221; Immediately thereafter, she turns into a dragon. So there you have it, proof positive that Maleficent is not only the last Disney villain you ever want to mess with, but she was actually spawned by the Prince of Darkness.</p>
<p>And as if that weren&#8217;t enough, Merriam Webster Online defines &#8220;maleficent&#8221; as &#8220;working or productive of harm or evil.&#8221; So although Walt Disney has given us a number of very twisted villains, Satan&#8217;s daughter definitely takes the #1 spot.</p>
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