The wait is finally over! Now you can finally pick up your copy of Disney’s “TinkerBell and the Lost Treasure” on DVD and Blu-Ray.

The movie is available on Amazon.com and at fine retailers everywhere.

To celebrate, here are a list of failed titles for the film:

1) TinkerBell and the Misplaced Treasure
2) TinkerBell: The Curse of the Black Pearl
3) Pretty in Tink
4) Tink 2: Judgment Day
5) Tyler Perry’s “Madea Goes to Pixie Hollow”
6) Where the Hell is Peter Pan?
7) The Least Disappointing Disney Sequel Ever!

The United Nations has officially made TinkerBell an “Honorary Ambassador of Green,” this coming straight from the horse’s mouth.

Tink has long been outspoken with her left-wing politics, often inciting controversy with statements critical of the Bush administration, Fox News and the “Oppressive Capitalist Rape Machine that is America.”

This latest decision by the UN is likely to further fuel the furor of TinkerBell’s right-wing detractors. But perhaps Tink is just the right voice to bring awareness to important environmental issues. After all, she lives in the forest, her woodland friends depend on a healthy environment for their survival, and Tink has long been a supporter of the militant eco-group ELF (or was it…elves? I forget).

But anyway, congratuations to Tink for her new, Earth-saving responsibility. As a UN ambassador, she joins the ranks of former Spice Girl Geri Halliwell and former hot girl Angelina Jolie among others. But let’s hope that, unlike Angelina, Tink doesn’t become TOO compassionate and start adopting hundreds of children.

The LA Times reports that TinkerBell may be getting a makeover for her new film, “TinkerBell and the Lost Treasure.” The two curiously male filmmakers, director Klay Hall and producer Sean Lurie, have apparently set out to make a more boy-friendly Tink. According to Hall:

We are both guys, and both of us have two sons each. So we come from a boy/man angle on this thing. It was a great challenge. I really welcomed that challenge to take the iconic Tinker Bell and make a great movie with her. Adding the adventure aspect to the movie. And pushing her personality as much as we could. She’s a tomboy, and we went back to that.

So with that in mind, I thought…Tink could definitely become more masculine with a few tweaks. Here are some suggestions:

1) First and foremost, the name “TinkerBell” has to go. Definitely give her a more masculine name, like Llogan.

2) Make her wings more bat-like.

3) Make “Enter Sandman” her theme song. She can fly furiously into the sunset as James Hettfield growls the words “Take my hand…off to Never Never Land!”

4) Have her refer to Peter Pan as “Broseph.”

5) Put her picture on the Muscle Milk container…nothing says “power-lifting” like a blonde fairy in a green dress.

6) Pixie Hollow? I don’t think so. It’s now called The Pit.

7) Forget 1 through 6 and just pretend she’s David Bowie.